Taco Bell Century Rematch: Montezuma’s Revenge

Did you miss the legendary Taco Bell Century? Did a mechanical, poor life choices, or gastrointestinal self-preservation keep you from glory?

Now is your chance for redemption.

Join us for the Taco Bell Century Rematch: Montezuma’s Revenge, an unofficial tribute ride inspired by the original Taco Bell Century created by the incomparable Jane Hu. This ride is organized with admiration, respect, and a deep appreciation for what Jane originally created, for anyone brave enough to attempt what should probably not be attempted.

The challenge: ✅ 100 miles ✅ 10 Taco Bells ✅ Countless regrets ✅ One digestive system pushed to its engineering limits

Riders may choose their own level of commitment:

The Baja Beginner

• Refill your bidon with one Baja Blast at each Taco Bell.

The Crunchwrap Competitor

• Consume at least one menu item every other stop.

The Fire Sauce Finisher

• Hot sauce on everything.

The Live Más Legend

• Consume 10 different Taco Bell menu items throughout the ride.

Additional optional ride goals: 🌮 Most creative Taco Bell-themed cycling kit 🌮 Best mid-ride taco photography 🌮 Successfully completing a climb immediately after a Cheesy Gordita Crunch without it coming back up

Official rules are simple:

• Be safe.
• Be kind.
• Support your fellow riders.
• Never ask what is in the meat.

Will this improve your fitness? Unclear.

Will this create lifelong memories and potentially lifelong digestive consequences?

Absolutely.

Live Más. Ride Más. Regret Más.

The route is slightly different from the original, specially curated by Kelley, a true cartophile and Google street-view enthusiast (IYKYK): https://strava.app.link/i8iFS5R6q4b

Note: For anyone considering the ride, try for the full 100 miles but know there are multiple drop off points to head back: Burke-Gilman in Bothell (34 miles), 520 in Redmond (45 miles), and I90 in Bellevue (70 miles). Choose your own adventure!